The other day, a kindergarten boy came up to me and said, "I have a permission slip in my backpack that says we are going to your farm."
Near tears he added, "I don't want to go to your farm."
"I'm afraid that something will run over me at your farm."
"Oh you don't have to worry about that. Nothing will run over you."
"Well I think you should keep all the animals in a pen when we come."
"O.K. I will.
A few days later...
"Do you have any animals on your farm that run over children?"
"No, I promise."
On the day of the trip to the farm his mom brings him to school. He has begged her to stay home. He doesn't want to go to the farm. She brings him and makes him go.
She says she has the only child that doesn't want to go on the field trip.